Baskhari, Uttar Pradesh

Many of you must not be knowing that Baskhari is a small village in eastern Uttar Pradesh with almost no access to internet and sans any modern facilities a few regional board schools and only one CBSE board schools thats all this place have got in terms of educational infrastructure.
So whats so special about this place that i am blabbering about it and giving a trademark copied style of detailed description about this place......?????
Well the specialty is the discussion which i had with one of my friend & classmate whose basically from the same place, during lunch few days back while we were watching a movie, don't expect me to tell you the name of the movie.........not that i have got to do something secret or suspicious with the movie..its just that i don't remember the name.....wonder y you got so serious about it. ;-). 
Well in the movie the actress confessed about her sexual relation with one of her friend after she got married as we munched down the last bit of the roti who was demonstrating its elasto plastic property to perfection. The confession was coming after more than two decades of there marriage. To this confession her husband reacted as expected madly..and abandoned her.
To this i candidly asked my friend " what you would've done if your wife would've confessed of having sex with some other man..?? Not with an intent to cheat upon you..but take it is as just one off moment or say weak moment of her life.
And the reply which came from him was the least bit of what i had expected.......at least not from some one who for the most of his life lived in a small village....and had no exposure to the so called modern and Hippocratic life style..the words he said in the reply to ma question was 
"....kya karoonga..kuch nahi...will ignore and move on...(pause)..agar wo ek moment  bardaasht kar k jhel jaaoge na to aage ki life kitni set and love filled ho jaayegi u cant even imagine....."
i was literally floored at this reply  of his...wonder how many men from the so called metro cities will be having such broad horizon of thinking and level of maturity. I m sure not much....and given a chance they wont miss an opportunity to indulge in the same if they get an opportunity to score with some other girl or women no matter how the lady sitting back his home is loyal and honest to him......

The Bounty Hunter...............!!!!!!!!

After numerous postponements and delaying tactics… I finally decided to meet up ma kiddo friend whom I had promised to buy drinks provided she does her exams well. … After exchanging almost over a hundred messages and over a dozen phone calls we finally agreed over to watch “The Bounty Hunter” at DT star, Saket, the 12.35 show. Once everything was decided 'twas already 8 in morning and i couldn't resist to catch up wid ma sleep for another half an hour and dozed off. .…. and when I finally woke up and came back to senses I realized that ‘twas already past 10.15am; before I could’ve got up from ma bed I already knew that I m never gonna make it to the 12.35 show and nothing but only a solid excuse can save me now………...


So after a quick fire sms session the we had new plan with everything remaining unchanged apart from the movie timing which was changed to 2.35 and I was supposed to reach there by 1.40. Once everything was finalized I slept for another half an hour ignoring the risk of getting late once again… Thankfully this time I woke up on time……..


The big confusion was how m gonna take this vodka bottle which i had promised her….i was in no mood to carry my backpack and It would be insane to carry the original glass bottle. So I finally decided to pour the 180 ml content of the Smirnoff bottle into the Dew bottle I had n will carry it coolly as if m taking carrying cold drink wimmaself….


As I was on ma way to select City my phone kept beeping wid her messages which contained instructions that what should be my answer to the questions if her dad asks me anything;her dad was coming to drop her. I wonder why was she creating so much of fuss and had to make stories….. I could’ve asked her mom and m sure she would’ve never objected me taking her daughter out for movie not even her dad would’ve objected. …… [They think m a nice guy ;-)]….. But I guess that’s what girls like, complicating things. Finally I reached the spot, 15-20 minutes late and for all that time they i.e. she and her dad were waiting for me in there car…. As I moved towards her car my nervousness kept increasing as ‘twas my first encounter with her dad….I was wondering how he’s going to react and all that stuff….. but he was a true gentleman for sure the way he took my hand between his hands and responded to my greetings and apology for making him wait juzzz swept me off from ground he was so humble....


Moments later I had her daughter’s hand in ma hand and we were merrily walking towards the ticket counter…she had already grabbed, almost snatched the dew bottle which had vodka from ma hands…and took a sip…"I need a bit of pepsi to dilute it…its tooo warm” she said to me smirking a smile at me…"we need to take the tickets first I guess…..”


As I asked at the ticket counter “Two ticketes for the bounty hunter 2.35 show” the guy sitting in that window replied….. “The censor rating for the movie is ADULT so I cannot give u the tickets”. This disgusted me like anything I threw at him my college I-Card and directed him to flip it and see my date of birth in it..and asked him if he is satisfied or he needs a police verification…to this he simply replied and asked “Sir will u like corner seats or center seats”.which slightly cooled of my burning ego ;-)


After finally getting the tickets we both marched inside the mall looking for a suitable eatery where I can get her some cold drink to dilute the vodka…... I finally got her some sprite in a glass & French fries …I took a few sips from so that the glass had enough space to accommodate both vodka & Sprite. I finally poured the vodka into that glass as she kept on looking me gleefully munching those fries. As we passed the by lanes of the mall she kept on munching her fires and gulping the vodka and telling me stories about her friends getting proposals, she getting proposals and how cute I am. The best thing that I remember from that convo was she said whenever you’re around only one songs play into ma mind and that’s “tu hai to dil jaantaa hai…I’ll be all right.”….. This really set up ma mood and helped me in forgetting that ticket window incidence….. Trust me I don’t look like a kid and that jackass ticket executive had some genuinely serious problem with his eyesight.


We entered the Audi with food good enough for as much as four people….. but both of us were hungry souls so as the movie passed on we kept on munching on all that we had bought. She was a bit high I guess although she hasn’t accepted it yet that she was high but I remember her sleeping off on my shoulders few times after the intermission. Sometimes I feel sad for her she is such a nice kid whose sooooooooooo good at heart why the hell she can’t get out of this drinking habit of hers…???? I keep on asking ma self…but I hope she will quit it soon as this drink from me for her came because of a few reasons


1. I had to keep ma promise that if she does well in exam I’ll buy her drinks.


2. Her promise that this will be her last drink before her birthday which is almost 35 days to go and….


3. The threat that if I don’t buy her drink she’ll have it on her own.


There isn’t a question that I’ll let her drink on her own…I won’t let that happen that’s too big a risk for ma kiddo friend.. I don’t want her to land up in any trouble.


After the movie she insisted me for some more beer but this time I refused flatly and dint fell to her emotional dialogues but I had to get her a cigarette to her as that was included in the reward which I had promised her for performing well. I was feeling real guilty when I was giving her that cigarette in the auto as we were headed towards her home…..so to nullify the smoke effect I took 5-6 puffs and smoked almost half the cigarette myself as she took the cigarette. This gave me a bit of peace and a swinging head as am a strict non-smoker….. As the auto zipped through the traffic between saket and Hauz Khas…… she once again slept off for a few minutes leaning on ma shoulders and I kept wondering if I had done anything wrong…???My intensive thought porcess was broken with some wet kisses falling over on my face without warning....obvioulsy from her only......i ain't intrested in autowallahs at all...... :P


Finally we reached the street which leads to her home ….I asked her to blow at me as we reached the corner of the street….. so that I can check whether her mouth still have that stinky odor of alcohol or not… I was doing it the 17th time I guess thankfully it wasn’t …. i had get her enough of food and mint to check out that odor …..and as we stood in front of her house I once again repeated my list of DO’s and Don’ts for her as she kept looking into ma eyes smiling and giggling…and embraced me tight and landed up a few actualy sweet kisses on ma cheeks and...….& rushed towards her apartment signaling me to call her back as I reach my home… …..

Pheww....!!!

End of a tiring week… Well not exactly tiring as Instead of mugging up for my exams I was on Phone most of the times…. Texting or talking to friends.. Not that they were disturbing me... But ‘twas just that I really dint felt like studying much…. Fortunately even the exams went fine barring one in which I dint studied anything and couldn’t even cheat as I did in the rest of the papers… hehehehe…..

Cheat 2 Win u see..!!
Nothing great going on in college m badly bored of almost everything usual around….All that’s occupying my mind is that I don’t want to screw up my upcoming semester eggjams……………. M yet to start studying for….

Wanted to meet someone this weekend but couldn’t … Felt awkward asking her directly & when I tried asking indirectly her response was a bit cold…. I’ll take it as she dint understood that I was asking her to meet up…… we always have an ego to boast of……. I hope I meet her coming weekend…….

I’ve been missing ma old pals.. Specially because I’m not in very much active contact with them….. I feel like making a few calls the first one being to Hyderabad…..but don’t know what exactly it is… that stops me from doing that its some sort of strange complex thing…… perhaps it’s the fear of getting a cold response… although it have never happened…… Five years down the line and that feeling of uneasiness, shyness and hesitation is still there….I love it anyways…….

Drama!!..Drama!!..Drama!!

After..all the fuss..drama..nd confusion i finally made up ma mind to have a go at the presentation....so i made da slides from 2-4 in morning..while talking to my glamorous sweet sounding..fashion frnd....she is a swthrt ;)...(nd HOTT as well...:D...:D)......

So i finally reached college got bored wid all dose high level technoligical stuff which sounded like alien language to me......The only nice part was some female faculty members ...who were dressed to kill .......nd the refreshments...which kept on arriving in short regular intervals...atleast theres something nice abt presenting a research review at NATIONAL SEMINARS....
See how tactfully i told every1 indirectly...tht i presented a research review in a National seminar...
Monday onwards sessional exam starts haven’t studied anything....i juzzz wish hone n pray tht i dnt screw up my semester marks..once again....nd may God save me frm being a 5 pointer for the rest of ma life...even if it makes me some Chetan Bhagat or even Mario Puzo..i badly want some Good score...tht too..without having to study much.....because i juzz can’t study much...there’s so much to do in lyf.. apart from studying ofcourse.........

Haywired...!!

Past few days passed quiet merrily...Got selected to present a technical paper at a National Seminar which is to be held tomorrow, but after all tthe intial excitement and happiness all its attraction and charm is gone...i seem to have no more intrested in the event. I havent even compiled the whole paper...not even made a single slide.....and m almost all set to give it a skip tomorrow...reason behind it....."man nahi kar raha yaar......feel nahi aa rai".... I dint event showed up to college today....wonder what m gonna do now....have exams frm monday as well.......

I feel lyk going out wid sum1 ;-)

Talked till late to my glamourous but kiddish fashion frnd last nyt....nd she took names of all the tasty food i could've imagined of .....nd left me with a watering mouth......

wonder what m gonna do........

3.27 AM

What do people usually do around 3.27 in morning?? Sleep..or Study...or....Talk to frnnds...gurlfrndss/Boyfrndss....prospective gurlfrnds/boyfrnds.....watch movies..Roam in the streets.....and so on....i wonder if any one does what i am doing....
Thinking its already more than 3.30...shud i go to sleep or better stay awake till morning so tht i dnt wake up late nd get late for classes.....not that m dying to attend classes...but u really cant help it when ur attandance is short already and you've been warned twice by your dean.......!!!!!!!

Blogging.....??Chiken......??? Online frndzz....???Texting on fone....???

All the above mentioned options are available with me right now and m wondering what should i do???.......after thinking for 3 long pain staking seconds iv decided to go with chicken....u dont get to eat good stuff at some paying guest accommodation everyday.....i hope you unnerstan y i chose chicken ....... :-)